Literally the worst.
So I was cleaning the top of my minifridge (which I essentially use as a nightstand) and I was looking at the to-do list I wrote at stupid o’clock last night before I went to bed
and several lines below everything else is written: “Do not make your enemies beg; make them DIE”
…half-asleep me is the BEST
I am using the word “interlocutor” way too much in this paper
20 minutes until roast garlic (!!!)
goal: finish first bit of analysis before then, reward self with delicious toast + garlic
help, I just wrote more bitching about Office 2013’s UI than I’ve got done for my final paper
I mean, there are all these obnoxious slide-in menus (like how the “file” menu JUST GOES TO ITS OWN PAGE I mean WHY WOULD I WANT YOU TO DO THAT, WORD?!?! If I am going to save a thing I want to do so with MINIMAL workflow interruption!) but then you can’t actually do anything within them. Like, if I go to “save as” it’ll have recent file locations in the New Windows Eight Flat-Drawn Minimalist Style in-page, but as soon as I actually click on one it goes back to the old-style Windows Explorer panel. Same goes for find/replace: find is in a pop-in sidebar in the margin, with a nice little drop-down to switch between navigation features, but as soon as I hit find/replace it swaps back to an alert like older versions of Word.
If you’re going to go for New Windows Eight Flat-Drawn Minimalist Style And Sexy Sexy Tablet-like Integrated Menus (TM), COMMIT TO IT. STOP HALF-ASSING. I can’t STAND the direction that program navigation is going (why would we give the users lots of complicated menus with things like WORDS on them, let’s replace them with cryptic pictures that themselves lead to a labyrinth of submenus, that’ll be Intuitive And User-Friendly!). It turns out I use a laptop partially because I HATE tablet-style navigation and app design. But if you really HAVE to go for that style, don’t leave me guessing as to where in your program you’ve done that!
really tempted to buy the Bad Boys of Boston calendar and the Autostraddle calendar and then put them up on my wall next to each other
because juxtaposition! and also pretty people!
oh my god one of them just misspelled ‘Illinois’ on a monopoly cake
Oh man I forgot how ~~dramatic~~ everyone in this show is
oh my god there are pictures of her actual dog in a dress I can’t deal with this
(ps for reference she made a horrible twice-life-size yorkie out of rice crispy treats and it’s fucking terrifying)
OH MY GOD THE FIRST TWO SEASONS OF NEXT GREAT BAKER ARE ON NETFLIX INSTANT
MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER AS OF THIS MOMENT